Swan Mark
any bruising that results from rough s-x. e
sp if the bruising causes outsiders to believe that you are in an abusive relationship.
the term comes from the twilight series. specifically, the injuries bell swan-cullen sustained during her honeymoon in breaking dawn.
girl 1: hey, what’s up with that bruise on your arm? did someone hit you?
girl 2: nah, it’s just a swan mark
girl 1: good on ya!
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