swan-necked hoe
very rare; the highest level of hoe. these are the most beautiful and cl-ssy ladies you will ever find but, you can never have. usually found in texas. will be dripping with diamonds at all times and dressed in only the very best. they usually travel in small groups known as a bevy. this species does not intermingle with lower species such as a mud duck or swamp pigeon.
the only known living examples of the swan-necked hoe are katherine, christian, and angela.
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