Swancer
swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. unlike cancer swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.
at present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. a new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
poor emma just shared a room with the guy and now she’s dying of p-ssive swancer.
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