Swanflu
a rare disease only a few people in the world have. the disease is not active unless you get in contact with alcohol, weed or punani. the person who is carrying the disease grows a very long p-n-s in a short time, and all his confidence and pride is coming from his p-n-s. you can only get infected by the disease by getting raped by the carrier, but there is a big chance that the a guy with swanflu will do that!
symptoms:
puking and p–ping random places at parties.
peeing while walking.
violent.
sensitive nipples.
urge to have s-x constantly.
drinks extreme amounts of beer.
wants to be macho.
look how he is peeing all over the cars! he probably got the swanflu
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