swangle

the act of sw-ngling is when you have obtained something in a peculiar way

the combination of swag and w-ngle creates sw-ngle
“i managed to sw-ngle a bunch of films from joe”
“sw-ngle me something better than that!”
the art of sw-ngling is one that almost defies rigid definition. in its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. to sw-ngle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the nba finals. it’s possible to out-sw-ngle someone, re-sw-ngle someone, under-sw-ngle someone, or even sudo-sw-ngle someone, but there is no such thing as over-sw-ngling. you can sw-ngle an alligator, un-sw-ngle a knot, or calculate your sw-ngle of attack. sw-ngling, as stated, is an art, and true sw-nglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. above all, however, sw-ngling is what the sw-ngler makes of it. put your mind to it, and you can sw-ngle just about anything.
correct usage:
“one-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? man, he really sw-ngled you in this week’s fantasy football match-up.”

“the greeks really out-sw-ngled the trojans when they got inside troy using a wooden horse.”

incorrect usage:
“how about you sw-ngle these nuts?” incorrect: sw-ngle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the sw-ngler is female).