Swarty Method
an inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. the process of the swarty method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.
the beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. his fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the swarty method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.
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