Swasiland Big Mac
a swasiland hamburger is the latest entry into the long chain of sickening s-xual acts (eg: arabian goggles, danish teabag) it consists of freeze drying a sh-t and popping it inside a presented hole. its origin is unknown, no on knows why we pinned this one on swasilanders, but it rolls off the tongue nicely!
“i slapped my swasiland big mac between her buns”
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