SwastiCock
the holy grail of offensive images, usually hand drawn, or crudely put together in an art editing program.
it is a collection of c-cks, arranged into the shape of a swastika
b-gg-r me gently, those b-st-rd moderators have just banned me from the sunday school playgroup social web forum… and just for having an avatar image of a swastic-ck!
the swastic-ck is the absolute most offensive image. it consists of a gigantic throbbing p-n-s with a swastica in place of the whole. it can sometimes be see secreting rank fluids. it was founded in a town called naperville in the region of the american state of illinois.
steve, quite hungover, stumbled into the bathroom and bellowed in disgust and and agony “sh-t! someone drew a swastic-ck on my forhead!”
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