swat jesus
benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. he keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. he is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. they cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. and as if from heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.
help me! help me swat jesus! i’m out of ammo!
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