Swavay and De Boner
to get a b-n-r in a fancy place and then lose it fast.
-two men walk into a restaurant-
man 1: hey dude, this is awkward, but you’ve got a b-n-r!
man 2: oh sh-t. -sits down at table and hides it-
-later in the evening-
man 1: bro, your b-n-r is gone.
man 2: oh my, where did my b-n-r go!?
man 1: looks like you’ve had a case of swavay and de b-n-r
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