swayzegasm
the sensation of s-xual climax resulting from autoerotic stimulation of the genitals (i.e. masturbation) with a numb hand. the feeling is as if one were to have s-x with a ghost rather than themselves; a very popular euphemism for ghost is swayze, ergo: swayzegasm
self-abuser: (coming to climax) whhhhoooooaaaa. d-mn. (gasping for air) that felt good. my hand was numb as sh-t; i f-cked the ghost. i had a swayzegasm. now, back to the pottery wheel.
a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n (male) due to hightened s-xual excitement caused by the presence, thought, or image of patrick swayze.
patrick swayze apears on tv
(linda moans)
trisha: oh my god are you ok??
linda: (aghast) i think..i think i’m having a swayzegasm.
trisha: -gasp- you are so lucky.
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