sweaf
when you’re hiking and a leaf falls down the back of your shirt and you don’t notice until the end of the day because it was plastered onto your back by sweat
“i can’t get this sweaf off my back, do you mind helping me out?”
“i’m not touching your gross–ss sweaf you dipsh-t.”
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