swear to god
a phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they’re trying to con. it’s always easy to spot a bullsh-tter when they pull out the infamous “i swear to god!”
cop: “are these your needles and crack pipes that i found in your car and jacket pockets?”
burn out highschool kid: “no they’re not! i swear to god they’re not! i swear to god!”
cop: hmmmm…..
a phrase similar to ‘swear to god’. usually used by hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.
raj: hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?
vikram: woah, really??
raj: yep. i swear to gods.
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