sweariously
the conjunction of “i/you swear” and “seriously”, for use when the user is utterly fl-stered by alarming information they have just received.
sweariously?! i didn’t even know they were making a sequel!
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what mum calls her hand bag. hey billy boy, p-ss me my pockabook so we can go get some ice cream.
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