Swearmare
when one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.
f-ck f-ckety f-ck f-ck f-ck sh-t w-nk i dropped my blackberry down the sh-tting toilet and b-gg-r me, it’s not f-cking insured. i think i just had a swearmare.
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