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Sweater Friends

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• sweaterteeth

  it’s when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters… i woke up and had sweaterteeth on! when your teeth get that fuzzy, “sweatery” feeling after drinking c-ke c-ke gives me sweater teeth everytime.

• swinging the badger

  the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your p-n-s but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger oh mate i swung the badger last night… was mint i might be swinging the badger tonight

• Switching Thumbs

  the figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your -sshole, then reversing or “switching” their places, over and over and again. used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day. grandpa joe: now listen here jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. so don’t […]

• Swoy

  adjective. used to explain a person who says/does something so junky, r-t-rded, stupid, or stinky, that the action is un-explainable. examples: a silence followed abby’s sentence. she had just told a very lame joke. “wow…that was so swoy.” her friend said. the girl wrinkled her nose in disgust at the guy sitting in front of […]

• Faffuck

  1. an obese, or fat person who is also an -sshole ( short for fat f-ck ). 2. stupid moron with a rather large body m-ss. omar yelled out seriously rude remarks to the man in the car next to him. not knowing he did anything wrong, the man shrugged and started his car. omar […]

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