sweater ninja


1. a hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed -sshole
dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

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