Sweater Welfare
when a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) this person wears them to work with confidence and doesn’t realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.
omg!!!! did you see tom’s sweater today? he is totally on sweater welfare!
tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his swedish wife. since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. he is now on sweater welfare.
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