Sweatpants Swagga
someone who can rock sweatpants no matter what. like, the poster-child for baggy lounge wear. they always look good in sweatpants.
lola: “what should i wear to the party, kimmy?”
kimmy: “i don’t know, i’m just wearing sweatpants.”
lola: “easy for you! you always look great. even in sweatpants!”
kimmy: “what can i say? it’s just my sweatpants swagga.”
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