sweaty-ass-kiss
the moist stamp of a bare female backside.
ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty–ss-kiss precisely where melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
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