sweaty man salad
an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of h-m-s-xual lovin’, this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night i walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!
mike: who was invlolved?
dave: yao ming, steve nash, tracy mcgrady, dirk nowitzki, kobe bryant, ray allen, kevin garnett, my brother and even avery johnson!
mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness
dave: who knew a guy ray allen’s size could bend in such ways?
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