Sweaty Quarter
when one thoroughly dips their choad in candle wax of their favorite scent and vigorously strikes a female in the tw-t with it for twenty-five minutes.
male: “hey, would you like a sweaty quarter?”
female: “only if you use cinnamon scented candle wax.”
male: “right on!”
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