swedish bareback
can only be done during the winter olympics, it’s the act of raw d-gg-ng, doggy style while facing the tv so you don’t miss the hockey game specifically to shut your woman up since she wants you to pay attention to her.
she wanted me to tell her she looked nice in her new dress, but i was watching the olympics….so i threw her a swedish bareback
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