Swedish hooker breakfast
noun/ verb .: the act of consuming gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.
guy 1: hey, hans, do you wanna hit up wally waffle for some hearty breakfast?
guy 2: nein, ich hatte schon eine swedish hooker breakfast…
guy 1: way to go for a healthy breakfast you sl-tty european fruitcake. are you trying to p-ss off tony the tiger?
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