swedish hot pocket
when a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. they get so aroused that they j-zz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
“hey dude, you want a swedish hot pocket?”
“i don’t have enough money for the plane ticket boi”
“it’s okay dude, they deliver by air drop”
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