swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male’s s-xual partner performs f-ll-t– on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the sp-nk/chocolate mixture;
(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his p-n-s into the mixture and request another bl-wj-b; this method is referred to as the “double dip”.
person 1: “hey, i heard jamie gives great swedish hummers!”
person 2: “yeah, totally. it was hot.”
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person 1: “man, my girlfriend gave me a swedish hummer last night. it sort of hurt but it was awesome.”
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