swedish lobster roll
where you take 2 full size maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman’s nipples. you then proceed to lather b-tter on her p-ssy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. the 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman’s p-ssy and -sshole.
your sister ordered a swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .
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