Swedish Mountain Climber
it is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a d-ld- in your -ss making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling abba songs.
“last night i was alone and gave myself the swedish mountain climber to the tune of dancing queen.”
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