Swedish Nigel
1) the largest c-ck in the world, a huge d-ck with a giant pair of b-lls hanging down from it.
2) a d-ck with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
i accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden w-ng in the shower, my swedish nigel puts him to shame.
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