Swedish Periscope
a s-x act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the -n-s of a standing male partner. they then proceed to grasp the shaft of the “periscope”. advanced users can then proceed to adjust the kn-bs of the periscope. the move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of “fire the torpedos” as the recipient lets loose a fart. the fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
jim: hey, uh betty. ever looked through a swedish periscope?
betty: nope whats that?
jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
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