Swedish Stomp
there’s nothing worse than a cold winter day in oslo (unless you’re making sweet love of course). once you’ve got your six foot, two inch swedish skunk on the floor taking your c-ck like there’s no tomorrow, simply wait for her to get to -rg-sm before quickly pulling out, standing up, and stomping on her abdomen, thus spraying her swedish juice all over the floor.
last night eskil performed a perfect swedish stomp on his girlfriend ingrid, thus covering the family’s viking relics in swedish juice.
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