Swedish Turkey Baster
the s-xual act of pulling out your c-ck before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your j-zz.
this b-tch was f-ckin crazy!
so i got fed up and gave her the ol’ swedish turkey baster.
then i slapped her and told her to make me a f-ckin sandwich.
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