swedish werewolf
a swedish m-ssage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. best if performed on a full moon.
“hey baby, it’s a full moon tonight. how ’bout that swedish werewolf?”
“after that swedish werewolf the other night, i ended up having to get nine st-tches in three different places.”
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