Swedishly raped
consensual s-x that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the s-x was not consensual. (apparently having consensual s-x in sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: “um, you’re so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we’re s-xing each other.”
pterodactyl: “it’s ok if it does. let’s keep f-cking :)”
unicorn: “ok”
pterodactyl: “bawk, rape”
international swat team: “ah ha, we’ve got you red handed. arrested for swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. no more wikileaks for you.”
pterodactyl: “good thing there were five of us in the room. that would have been more awkward then getting swedishly raped!”
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