sweet italian fucking jesus!
an exclamation of shock/surprise.
you have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. he tells you the cost of your new barnet – you gasp, then mutter “‘sweet italian f-cking jesus!’ i won’t be coming back here again”
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