sweet meat
a p-n-s looking for and deserving action.
after jim went m-ff diving he shoved his sweet meat in my coochie and then cleaned my tailpipe.
those “choice and delectable” areas of the human body (male or female) which members of the opposite gender most enjoy seeing and/or touching.
guy talking to his buddy at the beach: wooohooooo! look at the sweetmeats on that chick!
in a maxmimum security prison, a new inmate is referred to as a fish. during the first few days in general population the fish will usually be -n-lly raped by a larger inmate. not knowing any better, the fish will clamp his -n-s down and try and stop the rape from happening which will only prolapse his colon and require surgery and for his p–per to be sewn shut. days later, when the fish returns from the surgery ward with his colostomy bag in place, the same inmate will approach him, remove the colostomy bag and f-ck his colostomy hole. this is the sweetmeat.
i’m gonna break that fish’s cornhole, then get his sweetmeat.
the large flavorfull “epuipment” carried by only the special few
trent loves jet’s sweet meat in his mouth and -n-s
a more intense version of the word ‘sweet’
use with caution.
ian: i almost scored some hot poon last night dude, it was duderad
eric: sweetmeat!
the act of placing a small amount of honey around the head and shaft of the p-n-s. put it away and let it marinate. after a few hours, present it to a chic and let her go at it! amazing results for chics who love honey!!
-new definition originated in the south…north carolina to be exact!-
“man, she wasn’t sure i was the one for her, until i gave her some of this sweet meat. now she won’t stop calling”
a h-m-s-xual guy, usually, that is noticeably feminine, or extremely sissified.
look at ol’ dude in the street, dats sweet meat baby! look how he switchin, yeah… he sweet meat…
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