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• falled

  used by people who don’t know the past tense for fall is fell my sister falled down the stairs

• cat shit breath

  morning breath which smells as if a cat took a sh-t in your mouth, as you slept. good morning, did a cat sh-t in your mouth last night? your breath is “cat sh-t breath”.

• surrodate

  a stand-in for a boyfriend or girlfriend so you don’t get hit on. since her drummer/boyfriend was playing all night, i was her “surrodate” for the evening.

• this is a thing

  1) this exists. 2) this is a current fad, fashion, or meme. people really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. it’s hard to believe that this is a thing. newt scamander cosplay? this is a thing! a smartw-tch with an -n-log display: is this really a thing?

• shame shame shame

  shame shame shame is what you say when are disappointed or mad at someone for something they did but in a kidding way. you can also use the phrase ‘shame on you’ in school other than, ‘f— you’ shame on you thomas for stealing sofia from us, shame shame shame.

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