Swierb


-usually a verb; used to describe the act of a large man, shoving large objects in the -sses of many, at one time.
-also used for the act of “sodomy with an iron fist!!”, f-cking a lot of people over at once, not giving a f-ck in a way that f-cks everybody else over, or just doing f-cked up sh-t to people for the entertainment of onesself.
-there are few that can dodge being “swierbed”, but those lucky few usually find it hilarious and entertaining to watch others be “swierbed”!!
-undeniably, it is impossible to not to be entertained by a good ol fashioned swierbing…. like a train wreck, sucks to watch, but impossible to ignore!!!
“dude, i just got f-ckin swierbed, after i cleaned the whole freakin bathroom at work, some fat kid who’s stomach was upset from an overdose of whiskey and avocado’s came in and sh-t all over the floor!!”

“man, i i feel like i got hit with a freight train… me and 3 of my bro’s got f-cked up last night, and some big-ss dude came outta the alley behind steak n’ shake, and f-ckin swierbed all of us… i dont think i will walk right for a 3 weeks…”

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