Swiffer wet jet
the ultimate form of a duster.
adam sucks so much at hockey he’s such a swiffer wet jet.
while 69’ing with your girlfriend, you shove her head close to your -n-s and let out a wet fart on her face.
john gave cindy a swiffer wet jet
noun: when a couple is having s-x girl on top. she then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her b-tt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it’s b-tt on the carpet.
guy 1: dude this girl was a freak she totally swiffer wet jetted me.
guy 2: dude that’s gross!.
the act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the -n-s or v-g-n- of a woman or man on hard wood floors. one pulls out moments before -j-c-l-t–n and points ones p-n-s at the floor roughly below the face of the target. one then c-ms and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. slamming there face into the -j-c-l-t- and mopping up the -j-c-l-t- with their face and hair.
zach- “she was giving me h-ll about cleaning the floors in my apartment so i swiffer wet jetted her right there.”
joey-“she give you anymore lip?”
zach- “no apparently c-m and blond hair do a pretty good job…”
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