swifortical


when something can kind of make since to you but you don’t really get it.
oh my goodness jeremy wants to go out with me?! i know i’m hot in all but that’s still swifortical

i find it swifortical that we have to pay tax on items that are only one dollar

why the h-ll did the vendor put ketchup on my hotdog without asking? that’s just swifortical!

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