swift cruise
when you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that taylor swift and tom cruise are also on board and you’re like “buckle up – this is going to be a b-mpy ride.”
heather: “oh god, taylor swift and tom cruise are on board.”
adam: “sweet! looks like we scored tickets to the swift cruise!”
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