Swifter
a swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about taylor. has heard of songs like “i knew you were trouble.” and “we are never ever getting back together” but most likely never heard of songs like “all too well” or “i almost do”. will go around telling people they are swifters. annoying. similar to directionators
“hi taylor! i’m your biggest fan-i’m a swifter!”
noun: stereotype founded in new jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and n-body elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. note: swifters do not know they are swifters.
you’se such a swifter. and i don’t mean the vacuum cleaner.
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