swiftkaratechop
(aka matt brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.
swiftkaratechop:
“if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a d-ck”
“what?”
“a 4×4, a…a v8 d-ck…?”
“with turbo charger?”
“yea, a d-ck with a turbo charger.”
xd
swifkaratechop, aka matt brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.
he is 20 years old and lives in alabama.
he is a skitlogger.
(skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)
&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:
“with enough b-tter, you can rape anything” -matt brown (swiftkaratechop)
“oh my g-d, that was so racist, i’m sorry, i apolagize. dear g-d. i love black people. i’m black. will that fix any thing?” -matt brown
“w-lly wonka is gonna kick my -ss!” -matt brown
“just cuz i’m blue, doesn’t mean i’m sad! arhhhh” -matt brown
“what’s a dingo? i don’t know but it ate my baby” -matt brown
the most obnoxious video blog personality on youtube. this guy is so annoying that a normal human being with ears can’t sit through a minute of any of his videos without wanting to take a gun to their head. he’s not adorable and he isn’t funny. his jokes aren’t even intelligent. he’s like an overgrown twelve-year-old who continuously makes jokes about facial hair and the awkward sounds that he can make. thank goodness he isn’t popular.
my friend gave me a youtube link that directed me to one of swiftkaratechop’s youtube videos and my ears started bleeding all over the place.
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