swiftness
pure awesomeness -ssociated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.
lame guy on infomercial: feel the swiftness
you sitting at home watching tv: -dialing- hi i’d like to order 16 copies, please.
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