swig fig
one does not just become a swig fig, one is born a swig fig. they spend their days eating fig newton’s and they enjoy parties at rippee’s. a swig fig is never late, everyone else is simply early. a swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the rippeefication process.
guy: who is that? he looks like such a swig fig.
guy #2: he’s such a swig fig.
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