swimfan
adj. one who exibits stalker-like behavior
that girl is such a swimfan; i wouldn’t be surprised to see her out my window in the middle of the night
when a girlfriend or someone you are dating turns out crazy or stalks you.
hey you ex really turn out to be all swimfan.
a girl who is obsessed with a guy and won’t take a hint
stop acting like swiman!
the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-sp-ce, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends
dude, you need to ditch her, she is starting to go swim fan, my f-cking life is in danger!
chick who is obsessed over you and will not take no for an answer no matter what. than after s-x starts to stalk you to no end.
see the movie swim fan
the act of calling someone repeatedly, instead of leaving a voicemail the caller will simply hang up and continue to redial 5-100 times or until the caller answers.
i have no idea where that b-tch is- i have been swimfanning her all night.
i really liked that guy but then i got totally wasted and swimfanned him at 4am, and now he is totally over me.
that girl is a total swimfan- thats how you know she has been drinking.
a really good movie about a chick who is extremely obsessed with a guy and reminds me a little to much of my friend pinky.
pinky said to her sfm, “you love me i know it!”
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