Swimmer Balls
the dry, irritated, shrunked form of b-lls usually received after swimming for too long. wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said b-lls.
after the all day invite, i had such a bad case of swimmer b-lls, i spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.
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