Swimmers Ear
you stick your p-n-s into a womens ear and get ear wax on p-n-s. then you insert your waxy c-ck into her p-ssy using the ear wax as lube.
when micheal heard about swimmer’s ear from his friend he inserted his waxy p-n-s into tiffany’s v-g-n-. she was thrilled at how sticky her p-ssy was and how good it felt.
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when the male s-xual partner pulls out just before -j-c-l-t–n,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his -j-c-l-t- wildly onto his female partners facial region. a sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.
male: “hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?”
female: “no, but i think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! i think i may have gotten swimmers ear.”
when you’re fingering a girl and give her a wet w-lly with said finger(s)
man, i’d love to give sarah palin swimmer’s ear
the act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.
i was so p-ssed the first time i got swimmers ear.
when you c-m in a girls ear
oooh sh-t i justcame in your ear now you have swimmers ear
when a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl’s ear. he then proceeds to kick her in the shin.
hey glenn, i gave wendi a wicked swimmer’s ear.
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