swimming for mussels
filipino slang term for c-nn-l-ng-s of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.
brian: “hey leonid. what’d you do last night?”
leonid: “nothing much. i just went swimming for mussels.”
brian: “you are one mussel-eating, filipino.”
leonid: “d-mn skippy. i like the mussels almost as much as timbits.”
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