swine faker
a person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) i went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away i was a swine faker. i was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. you know they’re most contagious before they even show symptoms!!
2.)i’ve remained healthy all year! thank god i’m a good swine faker!
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